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This week\u2019s look through the archives contains an anonymous column from an upperclassman kind enough to give free sex education to the freshers of 2010. The writer, although anonymous is presumed to be male and by all accounts \u201ctop banter.\u201d This casa nova divided his piece according to the gender binary, happily reinforcing double standards when it comes to our sex lives.<\/p>\n
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\u201cWrap your pecker before you deck her.\u201d The first piece of advice given to the menfolk raises several questions. While he is referring to condom use, I can\u2019t help but question his choice of euphemisms. What is this boy doing to an innocent woodpecker? Do we just rhyme completely unsexual words together to create a nonsensical innuendo? And how would one go about decking someone? Does it involve a Dubarray school shoe?\u00a0 Sounds hot.<\/p>\n
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For the ladies, this writer informs us that college is a place where testosterone \u201changs in the air like an ash cloud from that Icelandic volcano.\u201d I don\u2019t know about UL in general but the stench of testosterone from this article is more than enough for me. Another reference is made to condom use, this is great. I\u2019m all about safe, consensual sex. However, this author can\u2019t seem to manage that without telling us that it\u2019s not \u201cslutty\u201d to carry them around. Eh sound\u2026pal.<\/p>\n