{"id":22122,"date":"2019-09-19T14:05:42","date_gmt":"2019-09-19T13:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.anfocal.ie\/?p=22122"},"modified":"2019-09-19T14:05:45","modified_gmt":"2019-09-19T13:05:45","slug":"five-kinds-of-people-who-post-in-ul-freshers-groups","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.anfocal.ie\/index.php\/five-kinds-of-people-who-post-in-ul-freshers-groups\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Kinds Of People Who Post In UL Freshers Groups"},"content":{"rendered":"

Group chats can be absolutely head-wrecking.<\/p>\n

A great philosopher once told An Focal “College life is being invited to join 14 different group chats and muting them all.”<\/p>\n

\u00a0Imagine the scenes if you were in a group with over 6,000 people, then you voluntarily joined another four identical groups because you were that desperate for a Race Day ticket.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sadly for most UL students, this is standard practice when it comes to the infamous Freshers Groups on Facebook where every student has had some laughs, shed some tears and made fast cash from their peers.<\/span><\/p>\n

We\u2019ve compiled a list of the five kinds of people you might find posting in the UL Freshers Group 16\/17, 17\/18, 18\/19\u2026 and the newest addition 19\/20!<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Misfortune<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s nothing more tragic than seeing someone trying to find everything belonging to them after a rough night. It starts off as a reasonable request, \u2018Anyone find a phone around Elm Park?\u2019 Then the list gets longer, and longer\u2026 \u2018…and keys, and a student card, and a wallet.\u2019 Added bonus if you also admit to losing your dignity.
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You can almost picture them sitting; at their laptop in the closest free Wifi zone on campus, posting from Facebook desktop while simultaneously trying to tackle a scalder of a hangover with no money for a chicken roll. There\u2019s a stream of comments from friends they lost along the way and you can\u2019t help feeling sorry for them because you have definitely been there before.
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Modern Management Salesman<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one wants to buy your copy of \u2018Modern Management\u2019 that you foolishly bought before realising that reading is for chumps. There are at least ten copies of this book for sale in Fresher\u2019s Groups at any given time alongside \u2018Understanding the Media\u2019 and the \u2018Human Resources guide\u2019. The fact that you\u2019re boasting about how good the condition is (Hardly used!) really speaks for itself.
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Not only are there multiple second hand copies of this book in the SU, but another fifty copies in the library, some more in the Kemmy bookshelf, and yet you still couldn\u2019t manage to read that one chapter your lecturer assigned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Good Samaritan<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

These are the people who find a student card outside the library, then post in the group to notify everyone that they were noble enough to hand it in. We get it. You\u2019re a good guy. It\u2019s not like the SU won\u2019t email the person directly to notify them of the card being handed in, or you yourself couldn\u2019t just email the number in front of you. 
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Whether you\u2019re fishing for likes, compliments, or brownie points, everyone who announces their good deeds in the Fresher\u2019s Group deserves to be shunned.
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The Barterers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

These characters are one of the rarest and most fascinating of the Fresher\u2019s Group breeds. They emerge only in the most desperate of times. In the days leading up to the Rag Weeks and Race Days, some will abandon currency entirely and revert to the oldest method of trade: bartering.
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Some are reasonable exchanges; DIE tickets for Touch of Techno tickets, Kettama for Mall Grab, all fair deals. However when people start offering up Electric Picnic tickets for rooms in College Court, things start getting out of hand and before you know it, you\u2019re giving up your first born child for a boogie at Cabal.
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The Ticket Touters<\/strong>
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We\u2019ve saved the most notorious for last. Your Ma warns you about them, the Garda\u00ed are warning you about them, and yet you still end up forking out fifty quid for a ticket that originally cost a tenner. If not for landlords, these people would be the definitive scum of the earth.
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You may know someone who does it or you yourself may have done it in desperate times when RAG week funds were skint, but we can all still agree that selling Race Day tickets for four times their original price is Codology of the highest order.
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Honourable mentions to anyone looking for rooms, looking to fill rooms, the party hunters and the classic \u2018any race day tickets going\u2019 people who never gave up hope. Let us know your favourite Fresher\u2019s Group moments.
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