With FYP season just around the corner, things in UL appear to be getting excessively silly. Have a read of this week’s advice column expertly titled ‘Pavlov’s Bog’.<\/p>\n
I say fight fire with fire. If he\u2019s going to treat you like a dog then you should start acting like one.\u00a0 Start by eating his FYP the day before it\u2019s due (please note, this may take more time and commitment if he doesn\u2019t print off a hard copy).<\/p>\n
If this doesn\u2019t illicit the kind of reaction you\u2019re looking for, you could always lock yourself into his room armed only with his bell, his favourite shoes, and the largest plate of asparagus you can find.<\/p>\n
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Ouch. I\u2019ve heard of couples trying to spice things up in the bedroom, but this is next level. My first thought\u2026 Have you tried a big glass of milk? I\u2019ll leave it up to you whether you use a pint glass or a shot glass, depending on the scale of the situation.<\/p>\n
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I say this with all due respect, so many of the people who write in here just aren\u2019t looking hard enough for the silver linings in their clouds.<\/p>\n
Turn your canoodling conundrum into a business opportunity. Have you heard about the wonderful world of live streaming? A lot of people make a pretty decent living out of it. Some folks live stream gaming sessions. Some unbox things they\u2019ve ordered on the internet. I\u2019ve heard there\u2019s even a market for couples being intimate (though I\u2019ve never seen any evidence of this myself, of course).<\/p>\n
Next time they\u2019re Netflix and Chilling while you\u2019re trying to watch your midday game shows, drop on over to OnlyFans and start making a little passive income.<\/p>\n
Best case scenario, the rest of your college career is paid for. Worst case scenario, you\u2019ll get your living room back. Win win.<\/p>\n
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Have you got a problem you\u2019d like Adam\u2019s help with? Drop him a message on @a_leahy<\/a> on Twitter!<\/p>\n